Frozen 2

And amazing and visually stunning sequel to Disney's "Frozen" (2013) that is (Dare I say) better than the orginal. Better visuals, better songs, and a better plot. Can't beat Frozen's nostalgia but is overall an even better film.

"Mom, can we watch Frozen 2 today?"

"No, we can't"

"Okay mom, get fucked"

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frozen firsts

Having sex with a emotionally cold or remote female virgin-typically a tease

Male 1-lets all do that chick
male 2-Hell yea...but im goin first...no sloppy seconds for me.
male 4-yea sure mate...you can have frozen firsts

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Frozen Jim

A Frozen Jim is when you take a big, one piece lobo, freeze it, then stick it in your asshole. Also known as a frozen Adam, because he loves them so much.

Peter: "Why are you walking all funny?"
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."

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Frozen Samantha

When you take a healthy turd, place a Popsicle stick in it, then freeze it. Once it is thoroughly frozen fuck a girls vagina with it.

aaaackk i got another UTI. I gotta stop getting frozen samanthas but they feel soo good.

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FROZEN BANANA

A term to desbribe the act of sipping a frozen beverage such as a milkshake and keeping it in your mouth while going down on a guy.

My boyfriend andrew is so satisfied with me. Lastnight we went to jack in the box, and I got a vanilla shake. When we got home, I gave him a frozen banana. It drove him crazy!

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frozen wrist

To have on a braclet or watch with lots of diamonds.

My wrist is frost bit minus two degrees. About as blue as the seas the way I manuver the V.

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Frozen Grogan

A particularly large and robust poo. Typically one which reaches all the way into the toilet bowl before detaching itself from one's anus. Once excreted, said grogan is then frozen stiff and used as a means for sexual penetration.

Chad has a disgracefully small penis, but do you think you could handle the immensity of one of his colossal frozen grogans?

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