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a person who has died not from natural cuases and has not accepted death so they ponder the earth.they are possible to see if you have that ability to.
person1=DUDE what was that!!!!!
person2=i dont knowbut it was a shadow across that hallway.
person1=ohh it was probably a ghost
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To capture a midget, dress the midget in a long ballroom gown type dress (preferably white) duck tape the midget's hands to the ceiling fan blade and turn on the aforementioned ceiling fan so it appears there is a spooky ghost flying around the room
kyle: "hey mike, Next time your ghosting make sure you use more duct tape lest the midget fall and shatter your mirror."
mike: " We're going to hell."
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When a particularly foul and long lasting fart is deposited and can be smelled long after the person who did it has left.
I think I just encountered the ghost of Jeff in the study. He left 45 minutes ago but it smells like a dairy farm in there.
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To ghost someone is when you are fucking a girl from behind then bring your buddy in to start fucking her from behind while you go outside and wave to her through the window.
I was ghosted by Mike last night. It totally scared the shit out of me when I saw him in the window.
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When An Person, Item or place is either hard or black/brown.
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(noun) 1) discarnate soul of a human being, no emotions 2.) a very loud bubbly person, who suddenly got kind of shy – what’s wrong, ghost? Why so shy? 3) broken libido, smiles a lot in a weird kind of way 4.) spooky sheet with holes cut out for eyes 5.) to get super baked and pass out on a couch 6.) good guy, life of the party… he doesn’t need a ride, he’ll walk 7.) someone who has no agenda and just floats with whatever is going on 8.) sheet that’s getting ripped to shreds, doesn’t seem to bother him
“‘Hey Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny, girl… You ready to step into the jungle? You know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the ghost. You’re freaking me. You want to watch? You like to watch?’
‘It’s my fucking husband that’s dead, not me.’ “
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something found in Joey Tribbiani's refrigerator.
Pyramid buddy: something white thats in the refrigerator.
Joey: mayonaisse. people. a ghost.
Later after losing....
Joey: this is stupid. like why would there be a ghost in my refrigerator?
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