Dutch Glove

To receive something that looks good on the surface, but is in fact a bad thing.

This phrase has its basis in the flower of the same name, which is very beautiful, but smells terrible. The meaning of the phrase in the above definition comes from the placing of the flower into a bouquet to give someone, therefore 'slipping them the Dutch Glove".

- I totally got the Dutch Glove on that one, (after buying a car with a nice paint job, but a faulty engine)

- You just slipped them the Dutch Glove (thinks the seller to himself)

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pimp glove

a glove used to smack up ones ho's usual of the color purple or whatever the pimp is feeling

"dont make me get out my pimp glove bitch"

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AILD gloves

figurative items known to put one into a mindset needed to allow for the creation of awesome metal music. "AILD," standing for one of the most progressive and amazing bands today, As I Lay Dying.

"Hey Keith, don't forget to wear your AILD gloves to band practice today."

:mumble mumble mumble grumble:

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Body Glove

1. Brand of Surf clothes and wetsuits
2. The act of slapping somebody on the back as hard as you can, often leaving a mark that looks like the logo of the Body Glove surf brand.

1. I just got a body glove wetsuit!
2. Let's go body glove that guy!

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Glove Zone

Slang for Hands, used in a flexing way to bragged about your latest or current designer cops

five ring flex on my glove zone

glove juice

sperm inside of a condom.

when he was done, there was a lot of glove juice.

Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.