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When a man ejaculates into both eyes of a woman/ sex partner and then uses his sperm to make a "G" on the side of the sex partners head causing the sex partners head appear to say "google: using the cheek bone, face and ear to finish the word
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Jesus almost always has the answers, but if he doesnt, Google can answer your request
I asked Jesus for a website to shop for boxer briefs, but he gave me too long of an answer, so I just asked Google
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The first of a long series of search engine/internet database names that have become verbs. No one in the past told anyone else to go "encyclopedia" something, yet the google phenomenon has been applied to Facebook, Wikipedia, and various other databases. Someday, every means of finding out information will have its own verb, derived from the search engine or database used to look it up (except for Yahoo, that would just sound ridiculous).
Also makes one wonder what would happen if there were a major search engine called "Buttfuck." ("Buttfuck it."/"Buttfuck him."/"Buttfuck Tom Cruise"./"I Buttfucked you yesterday and a picture of a naked clown blowing a horse came up.")
Gertrude: "What's concurrent majoritarianism?"
Bill: "Don't ask me, bitch, fucking google it."
Other forms:
"That douchebag Greg Facebooked me yesterday."
Phil: "Who was that fucking guy from the 2nd Batman movie?"
Ralph: "I don't know, IMDB that shit."
Ted: "What exactly IS a rusty trombone anyway?"
Johnny: "Fuck if I know, Urban Dictionary it."
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v. To touch, bother, fondle, molest in an inappropriate fashion.
Example: John was googled in a crowded subway train.
Example: Someone ran up to the front of the class, googled the professor and left through the back door.
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the number 10 raised to the 100th power. is equal to a 1 w/ 100 zeros behind it for all of u dumbasses out there.
a google is a very large number
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God of the internet. Disguised as a simple search engine, it owns YouTube, Blogger, Picasa, Feedburner, it even has it's own email service. It has it's own verb, named after itself.
Person 1: "Can you google me some pie?"
Person 2: "Go google it yourself."
or
Example A: "I googled stuff for hours.
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adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area
That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.
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