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One of the greatest drivers in the history of auto racing. Driver of the #24 DuPont Chevrolet for Hendrick Motorsports in NASCAR's top series. A smart, well-respected champion who is disliked only by arrogant, redneck fans who are jealous because they aren't as rich, popular, or talented as Jeff Gordon.
Jeff is soon to be married to the gorgeous model Ingrid Vandebosch, yet there are plenty of retards out there who claim he is gay because they lack the intelligence and class to accept that NASCAR's greatest driver isn't from the South. These inbred hicks resort to moronic insults that are entirely false and illogical. Some say that the only Gordon bashers are those who are secretly homosexual themselves and afraid to come out of the closet, so they resort to namecalling in a weak attempt to cover up their own personal issues.
To sum it all up, anybody that calls Jeff Gordon a faggot is simply a waste of human life and overall a complete failure. Learn some respect and grow the fuck up, bitches.
Billy Joe: "Jeff Gordon is gay! His car used to have rainbows on it, that cock sucker!"
Dan: "He is sponsored by a paint company, dumbass. They picked the paint scheme, not him."
Billy Joe: "But he wins too much and the women love him, so he's gotta be queer! And he isn't a Southerner either, that fag! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"
Dan: "That makes no sense, you dumbshit. He was married to a beautiful woman, and is now marrying an even hotter woman."
Billy Joe: "I say he's gay, so he must be! GO JUNIOR!"
Dan: "Billy Joe, you are an insult to mankind. Do the world a favor and go fucking kill yourself."
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the leader of the u.k
who got into the postion of PM by chance who couldnt win an election if he cured cancer solved world hunger and got rid of communsim he always wanted to be a PM and when he finaly did get the place he fucked it up like the way the germans fucked up ww2
boy1.Hey i just found out gordon browns my dad
boy2.Why are you telling me this?
boy1.Because iam going to go hang myself now
boy2.lol
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The main character of the short story "Flowers For Algernon" by Daniel Keyes. He is mentally disabled and works at a plastic box company. Because of his mental problems, he occasionally messes up and loses or breaks things, and/or says or does something foolish and socially awkward. His co-workers dubbed such thing a "Charlie Gordon"
(n). To lose, break, or mess up something.
To say or do something socially awkward or stupid.
Ernie: *drops fragile package*
Foreman: For God's sake Ernie why are you pulling a Charlie Gordon?!
Ernie: Sorry Boss *Hangs Head*
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Ellen: *trips while dancing with someone*
Joe: Good job pulling a Charlie Gordon there, Ellen!
Frank: Hahahahahahaha!!
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Mung Grundle
Man Gazer
Man Grazer
Masterbates Green Berets
Marine Guzzler
Man Gina
Manhole Greaser
Mostly Gay
Master Gaylord
Man Gobbler
Meat Gazer
Man Gargler
Meat Groper
Marine Groper
Merry Gay
Mister Gayness
Man-aise Guzzler
Military Gay
Man Gaybie
Multiple Goatse's
Maximum Goatse
Man Grubber
Maximum Gayness
Master Gaylord
Munging Gladly
Man Gland
Massages Gooches
Man-kinds Gay-lord
Man Glove
Man-slammin Geek
Master Gay-ter (one who masturbates gays)
Any two "M" and "G" words, that are gay, followed by the name Gordon.
You are gay like MG Gordon!
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An independent co-educational school in East Providence RI. Founded in 1910 by Dr. Helen West Cooke, it's original campus was a small house on Angel St. in Providence. In the early 60's however, a far larger and more suitable campus was built just off of Narraganset Bay in East Providence.
Gordon's founded, Dr. Cooke had originally created the school to provide an alternative school for her son Gordon, whom the school is named after. She wanted him to be educated alongside girls in a diverse "open air" environment where students would be stimulated and challenged as well as learn to enjoy learning. Classes would be held with open windows whenever the weather permitted, and students would be taken outside most days. The Gordon School was one of the first schools in the country to be integrated, and remains to this day one of the more diverse private schools in the state.
Chris: I went to The Wheeler School from nursery through high school.
Ken: Cool, I went to MB for high school, but all before that I was at The Gordon School.
Chris: Oh yea, I think I've heard of that. How was it?
Ken: Great.
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A fucking jerk who can't control his temper and he cant find the lamb sauce
Where's the LAMB SAUCE!!!!-Gordon ramsy
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Noun. Someone who gets laughed at a lot and he thinks hes funny but hes really not. (havier)
Looks like someone pulles a CHARLEY GORDON.
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