Granny gunt

Granny gunt is slang for a fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a grandma often as a result of weight gain.

I just can't help but shutter when I think of a granny gunt, it's so arousing.

granny wanny

a word for girls who wear granny panties hiked up as a thong

omg did u see her granny wannys?

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Granny nobber

Someone who loves a bit of granny action and happens to also be a complete knob head.

You're a right granny nobber

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granny poonany

When one has sexual intercourse with a shrivled female over the age 75.

I just got a sweet piece of granny poonany from your grandmother.

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smash the granny

Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.

"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"

"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?

Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact

Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"

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granny rat

mutated, deformed,most fuck ugly creature imaginable, usually has squinty eyes, scrawny frame, protruding fangs and a bulbous nose. Generlly two-backed with straw like fur.

man 1:oh my fucking god what is that
man 2:my eyes, my eyes
man 3:oh my oh my its its the GRANNY RAT run run run away
man 1:a granny rat fuck god help us we all gonna die
man 3:im gonna cut off my penis before it gets to me
man 2:oh shit fuck my eyes they burn they burn oh for the love of god my eye my eyes!!!!

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Granny Mode

When someone acts a lot older than their age and refrain from fun and sex

I refuse to go into Granny Mode

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