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Eating that booty like some ramen noodles
*Eats booty*
-Later
“Yo, how she was?”
“Bruh, I ate that booty like groceries, you know what I’m sayin!”
“DAMN bruh you be eating the booty like groceries?”
“EASY bruh 1, 2, 3 bruh”
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That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...
As though looking at an empty grocery cart.
My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.
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Those who take their last food stamp dollars to Grocery Outlet and come out like a motha fucka.
I live around some crazy Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas!
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Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.
I'm going to go to her house because I gotta eat the booty like groceries
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Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".
Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
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From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.
(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses
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my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk
he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage