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earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at.
"you need to be up at the grundle of dawn to be to work on time"
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1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.
Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.
Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.
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A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.
*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll
God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.
Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.
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a bottom-feeder, eater of the taint, lover of the gooch, dirty scoundrel
"yo melkie was tongue deep in her ass, a real grundle grubber!"
when youre banging a fat chick and your nuts slap your grundle then her taint so furiously that it makes a boom boom clap sound.the reason the sound is boom boom clap is because one boom for you one fer her and then the clap is the sound of her thighs smacking together.
neil was banging this fat chick so hard that all that his buddies next door heard was grundle thunder. Neil then walked out with bloody ears when he exeperienced sonic boom.
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This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.
Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.
This term should probably only be applied to males.
After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.
After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
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when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.
last summer, we sold grundle snaps at the fair.
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