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Released in 2018. It’s an absolute shitty reboot of one of the best Canadian cartoons ever made: ReBoot. They took the show and turned it into an animated Live-Action teen drama hybrid, which pissed off a lot of fans of the original cartoon, since they were waiting YEARS and YEARS for the show to make a grand return. The story is bland, unoriginal and doesn’t follow the source material. The characters are also walking one-dimensional faggots, the animation looks inferior compared to OG ReBoot and looks like something you would see in a PS1 title, it doesn’t have enough pop-culture or video game references, and then they borrowed stuff from Tron: Legacy, Code Lyoko and Power Rangers. POWER RANGERS AND CODE LYOKO OF ALL THINGS. What a gigantic clusterfuck, this is how to NOT make a proper return of a beloved CGI-Animated cartoon. It is worse than Dragon Ball Evolution. But hey, Megabyte’s redesign looks alright.
Person: Hey have you seen ReBoot: The Guardian Code yet?
Me: Yeah, it was an absolute shitstorm. The old show is better.
Person: Yeah, I totally agree! The characters and story were uninspiring to say the least.
A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
Aka: weeds
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
A fucking op weapon in fallout 4 that does double damage and is bought from vault 81
Holy shit I just 1 shit a mirelurk king with the overseers guardian
A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.
Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"