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This is taken from the slang term for Pyjamas - JimJams - but is re-applied using the word Gym instead.
Gym-Jams are items of clothing that you initially purchase as expensive shit for looking good at the gym, but end up using as pyjamas. Usually the items start out being used at the gym, then as they start to fade and become a bit crappy looking, slowly become relegated into schlepping-around-the-house gear, then into fully-fledged jammies.
Girl - I forgot my bag in the car - can you go out and get it for me? I'm not dressed properly.
Guy - why don't you go? No one will notice cuz you're wearing your Gym-Jams.
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an extremely large and vascular mf or a small twig trying to become an extremely large and vascular mf. Usually pull 100s of bitches or absolutely 0; there is no middle ground.
Often too poor for a therapist, so decide to destroy their bodies to build bigger muscles to hide their feelings.
Listens to rap but will eventually turn to rock, then metal, and finally death metal.
Takes enough preworkout to kill a horse to sustain a gym session longer than
Will often prolong a gym workout to hope to catch the eye of a female, which won’t happen.
Also suffers from body dysmorphia and an Adonis complex.
In war with the gym bros, powerlifters and bodybuilders against crossfitters.
Crossfitter: Yo did u see that guy, he was here for 4 hours? He’s a psycho.
Gym bro: yeah he’s a gym rat, and pulls more bitches than you, you dumb crossfitter.
Crossfitter: what the hell was he listening to? Sounded horrible.
Gym bro: Slipknot, something pussies like you won’t understand.
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A low cut tight fiting type of shorts
Chad : Oh La La! (sniff) Mmmm! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!
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A gay man who spends an obsessive amount of time in the gym working on sculpting his body -- not for health reasons -- only to show it off in a club or on the beach.
1. Richard couldn't seem to find time in between work and his gym schedule for a relationship. He is such a gym bunny.
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A gym bunny is someone who spends large amounts of time working out for the sole purpose of 'looking ripped'. Can be male or female, always extremely vain and superficial. Prevalent in California, which should come as no surprise since this state is a magnet for all the nation's nutjobs and screwups.
The difference between a gym bunny and someone who just works out a lot is the latter exercises to be able to do physical stuff like move heavy objects on a regular basis, whereas the gym bunny does it exclusively for visual reasons and probably couldn't do anything with those perfectly toned muscles if they had to.
Three ways to tell if someone is a gym bunny:
1. They're amazingly well-sculpted but still seem unable to do anything involving physical labor.
2. Often talk with friends about how much time they spend at the gym and overtly cut meetings and social events short because they have to get to the gym.
3. Act as if their physical fitness by itself makes them better than others.
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A person who only works out their upper body and doesn't understand what it is to do a squat or a deadlift.
Hence they end up looking like their animal namesake; fluffed up on top but walking around on matchsticks.
Dave, you see that gym pigeon over there? Doing arm curls in the squat rack.
Yeah, he's got legs like my 12 year old niece!
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Finding an opportunity in conversation or in a status update to reference your recent work-out, fitness routine or gym session.
Mark keeps telling me about doing weights and how far he can run on the treadmill, he's such a Gym Dropping ass-hole
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