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A term for masturbation.
Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
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The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster
Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster
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The act of vigorous dry humping.
"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."
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A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.
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The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.
Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?
Mike: Of course, my friend, why?
Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'
Mike: Certainly!
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A sentient hamster YouTube legend who is 8 inches tall, a little bit chubby and hairy. He likes to tell sex jokes with his friends and wants to find a beautiful female.
Harry the hamster: So I can shove my FUCKING COCK IN ‘ER MOUTH AND UP HER SHITTER, THEN RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER HER EARS WHILE SHOVING MY CLAWS UP ‘ER ARSEHOLE!
Me: .-.
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the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar