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When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face
I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.
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Something handed down from one person to another, often called a hand-me-down.
Brian received a handy-down from his older brother.
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A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.
Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
Noun.
A handjob given using sunscreen lotion for lubrication.
Linda Rucker denied the accusation that she had offered Christopher Waterhouse an SPF handy at summer camp.
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When you give someone’s butthole a massage.
She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!
When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.
After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!
A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)
Frank: How was dnd last night?
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!