Having a lend

An Australian term meaning to be lying to a person for one's own amusement.

"He said she had an STI"
"He's only having a lend of you"

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have the floor

If someone has the floor, they are the person who is speaking in a debate or discussion.

May I have the floor for one second?!

Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

Have a pop

When you have a pop at something. Used in football when shelvey has a shot at goal. To have a good time and go yeayyyy.

Have a pop shelvey

have a bog

The act of filling a toilet with large amounts of faeces.

John went to have a bog at his mates place, it was clogged for weeks.

have an internet

A congratulatory phrase given to someone who has done something cool/funny online.

lol, awesome! have an internet, i insist

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being have

The opposite of being naughty.

"jimmy, behave!" "I am being have!"

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