The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet
Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!
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This can be considered a noun or adjective. This is very similar to a hair bonnet that people, typically black people, wear to bed. However a new term has been coined by the very famous Ac7ionman. A Shower Helmet is something that not only black people can wear but anyone. A shower helmet can be worn in the shower (to prevent getting it wet ) or to bed (to prevent friction thus reducing frizz and/or spilt ends).
Why cant white people wear shower helmets?
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the act of sucking dick
synonym of blow job, and beanie waxing
brianna was helmet scrubbing on some stranger, when her man walked in and proceeded to smack his bitch up.
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one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.
we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.
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1. oral sex on male genitalia
dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.
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This is when you put Tabasco or other hot sauce on your penis and then have intercourse with a female.
She didn't have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.
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When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts
Oh man, when that kid passed out i gave him the baddest space helmet ever.
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