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A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.
Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!
A singular herpe who likes to say the lame term (L dance) and goes to Dunkin’ Donuts a lot. Overall a good person but needs to drink less caffeine.
Person 1: Lint Herpe is one coolio dude
Person 2: ok boomer
That shiny pre-cold sore you get early in the morning before it turns into a large blistery mass
"Honey, can you hand me the Abreva.. I gotz Herpe Glow"
(noun) the guilt felt after getting off scott free from a questionable sexual experience.
note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
guy: oh my god, did you see the bacne on that butterface at the bar last night?
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
A terrible mental image that you cannot get out of your head.
That short fat bitch with a mustache so ugly, picturing her naked is like mind herpes.
fungus that is spread all over the body, not just on genitals.
Omgrofl! You have general herpes all over you!
When you get mosquito bites on your ear.
"Oh wow mate, thats 1 big red bulge on your ear"
"Yeah, I have ear herpes"