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Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.
I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night
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A lie told by inbred hillbillies to fool someone. Which then the hillbilly finds hilarious.
Man that hillbilly woman is sending me signals; I hope she is not playing hillbilly games.
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The Hillbilly stomp is a dance created by our HOMETOWN BOYY KID ROCK. "Now people wanna know how to do this dance Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt
And stomp around the woods Like your all fucked up. Download the song Hillbilly Stomp its a great Kid Rock Song
I dont no what the fuck they mean by example lol. DOCK YER BOATS WE'LL DO THE HILLBILLY STOMP
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Titties that are lop-sided and hairy. Sometimes the nipples may be pointed in different directions, or moles may be present.
Jane had nice titties, but her friend's titties were hillbilly titties.
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The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?
Guy 2: Was it another fight at school?
Guy 1: Nope, they made a bomb in the library this time
When niggas dress southern but they are ghetto. They put on the bling belt buckle, off the hip jeans, fresh sneakers, and a t-shirt sometimes carrying a second t-shirt over the shoulder for fashion. To themselves they must be fresh but to others they are no different then a hillbilly.
Oh shit, look at that nigga Dyron. He got all dressed up to go out with his bitch but he be looking like a hillbilly nigga. I bet he just go out and get her some cheese fish to eat. Is he trying to be romantic or some shit?
The act of making sweet, sweet love to your cousin or sibling of the same sex.
Joe Bob: I just made intercourse with Bobby Joe
Billy Bob: but he's your cousin! You gon' an' don' The Reverse Hillbilly
Joe Bob: Oh well