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One who hides the holes in their socks by rolling the holes underneath their toes.
"I saw my socks had some holes in them, so i pulled a Holy Oly, and bam! Good as new."
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When "holy shit" just doesn't cut it!
Ron: "Did you know the world is ending in 2012?"
Harry: "Holy God!! I'm still a virgin!"
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a holy fire is when you fill your toilet with tp, light it, and when the flames are high enough you flush.
it was 4 am and we got nothing to do, so we got drunk and worshipped a holy fire in sarah's bathroom.
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If you get in trouble for saying "shit" just use Hitler's name instead because he's just as bad.
Bob: Goto Lemon Party bro it's a good laugh
Jim: Holy Hitler that was disgusting!
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Clean version of holy (shit) for people who do not want to swear.
"OMG! Did you know that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town?"
"Holy Poo! No way!
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1) A cow that has some religious significance
2) An expression of amazement
1) I'm going to pray to the Holy Cow for rain.
2) Holy Cow, I have a large weiner.
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Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
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