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Before ejaculating whether from anal, genital or oral sex, allow your partner to cup their hands together forming a bowl. possition youself properly so that you may ejaculate into your partners hands. Now watch them drink up your semen
she wanted me to ejaculate in her hand so i gave her a homeless soup bowl
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The act of ripping a female's eye out with a coat hanger, pooping in the empty eyesocket, and fucking her now poo-lubricated eyehole
I gave tht hoe a Dirty homeless man
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The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on
Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway
When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.
Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?
Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?
When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.
I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.
That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else, thus it is homeless.
Man, I hate it when I suffer from homeless arm syndrome, it just makes the whole cuddling thing more awkward.
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A blog created in 2002 by chronically homeless man, Kevin Barbieux. Barbieux gives his personal insight into possible causes and cures of homelessness as well tells stories about his personal experiences with homelessness.
For an inside look at homelessness, read The Homeless Guy blog.
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