A "friend" whom slides into the DMs of so called friends exes and significant others to in a way taste the penial glands from their friends.
Oh did you hear? Samson hit up another friends girlfriend
Oh, that darn Homie Hopper
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-Kiss your homies goodnight
-If you decide to have intercourse with a homie make sure to say thank you afterwards or its homiesexual
-No kissing past 12
-Make sure everyones aware of the homielaws so they know whats good
Steve broke homie law he kissed me for to long last night he didn't even say thank you, I think he's a homiesexual
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When you’re flirting with your homie but you don’t wanna make it gay
“Bro are we ‘boutta kiss right now?..”
“Calm down Christopher we are homies not homos”
The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.
PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.
if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos
person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"
An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.
Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.
when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours
smash
"Danger, she smashed a homie"
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