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Event horizon

During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.

You know that bitch, Sasha Fox, she gave me the event horizon

by Marko1337 December 28, 2016


Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.

Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!

by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010


Tallarico Event Horizon

When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.

Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.

"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."

by titanicandthomasfan0 March 2, 2024


Getting Horizonned

To get scammed out of a large amount of money for a major investment (for example: a college course, driving school).

John: "Dude, we payed like 2000 euros to follow a course in IT system management and they don't ever teach us anything!"

Joe: "Shit dude... Sounds like we were getting horizonned out of our money when paying for this course!"

by KapiteinKoek March 5, 2019


Horizon academy

A shit hole where all the rich kids get away with anything because they're mommy's and daddy's give the school money and all the poor kids get in trouble bc they don't have money

Random person: horizon academy sounds like shit

Kid that goes to the school: oh yeah that schools a total shit hole

by Suvk my cock September 9, 2021


vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

by von groovy June 26, 2024


exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs

Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

by FoxHart October 20, 2010