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Shitting yourself
I was so scared I ended up with a hot pocket
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When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
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The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,
Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?
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A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
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When the girl opens her vagina so the male can shit inside her vagina then they carry on having sex
Dude the Alabama hot pocket is nasty!
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When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.
What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.
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When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it
Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!
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