So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

BRO YOU SILLY FR FR LIKE DAWG HOW CAN YOU BE THAT GOOFY!

When yo friend be gay for you fr fr

Bro stop being gay like BRO YOU SILLY FR FR LIKE DAWG HOW CAN YOU BE THAT GOOFY!

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How many babies you 'ad?

I've had loads me!
Five in one sittin'

I've had loads me! Rough as arseholes and twice as dirty!

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How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.

Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How far can you go

When your face is in her-he butter but you don’t stop but you keep licking

YO man how far can you go down the that butter whole

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This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga

This is the phrase you say when someone destroys your Big Mac from applebee's and youre just like da fuck nigga?

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga. What the fuck nigga why you do dat?

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tell me how you really feel

The expression "tell me how you really feel" is said in sarcasm and irony after someone has said an anger or hate-filled statement, drawing attention to the anger and hatred (and implicitly mocking it).

Jon Stewart: Deep dish pizza is not only not better than new york pizza; it's not pizza. It's a fucking casserole. ...Chicago, I love your city, it’s one of my favorite places to visit… but deep-dish pizza is like a huge, crusted-over pile of diarrhea
Audience member: Damn Jon, tell me how you really feel

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