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The art of pressing one's lips upon another's butthole and humming a tune
I gave her a butt hummer
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She didn't really feel like fooling around last night so she just gave me a ho-hummer. It wasn't that great.
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The reason why gas prices are so high!
All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.
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(Verb) Its when a girl with a bearded face proceeds to wrap her lips around a males genitalia and provides a "Humming" noise/action with her lips. Her facial hair than rubs against the males skin, causing a cuddly hummer.
Hey dude I received a cuddly hummer last night from this girl, she had more hair on her face than I do on my body! Try it some time!
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Hummer Of The Week is An on air segment to play new rock, it's only heard on FM99, Hampton Roads' Rock station.
Dude, did you here the new hummer of the week from Sevendust? that shit's bangin' Bro!
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When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet
Also known as a Chinese Blowjob
I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!
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