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The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend
Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!
The Reason why my Brother has no girlfriend
Me: Hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: Get out of my room I’m playing Minecraft pocket edition on my IPad
The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend
Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!
Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.
Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.
A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)
Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad
Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*
I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet”
My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad
It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.
Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.
Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?