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The Christian version of Bros Before Hos.
Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...
Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!
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the female equivalent of "bros before hos"
"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"
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Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.
Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.
Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?
Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!
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It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.
Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?
Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.
Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!
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when a debater rejects going out since they have to prepare for a debate
matt: hey dave, you wanna go to that party with me tonight?
dave: nah man, flows before hoes
Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.
Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.
Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
The process of getting your dessert before your dinner.