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Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'
'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'
He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.
I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.
Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys
*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”
damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants
i pube my pants in #mycalvins
shitting your pants like joe biden
person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”