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The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.
"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"
Pronounced "puh-REH-toh". Not to be confused with the less uncommonly-known "Pareto Principle".
The Partho Principle is the assertion that probability P is equal to one-half (1/2).
It is derived (P = 1/2) from the equation PP are one (PP = 1).
Go ahead, Google it: "Partho Principle"
...a few moments later...
Ohhh, you looked up "Pareto Principle", I was talkin about "Partho Principle".
Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
Person one: Holy shit feminists want to #endfathersday
Person two: Nah that's a troll.
Person three: No It's real, here is a feminist writing for Huff Po saying it.
Person four: Guys its the Hiesen Poe uncertainty principle at play, It started on 4 chan but real feminist bought in just like with #freebleeding and #pissforequality. The Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
The Caruana Principle states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a discussion with faeces being the main topic approaches 1.
Mark: "Hey how comes we always end up talking about shit?"
Jane: "Thats The Caruana Principle man"
An over exaggeration of numbers/amounts
There's a million enemies there
There's 4, stop using the Powell Principle
States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
The larger a mansion is, the larger its ratio of bathrooms to bedrooms. Small houses have two to three bedrooms for each bathroom; large houses can have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms.
Look at how many bathrooms this place has.
Yeah, that's the Chelsea Principle for ya.