Post-DM Depression

(noun) /pəʊst/D/M/dɪˈpɹɛʃən/ -
A medical term first coined in 1984 to describe the series of mental ailments suffered by a former Dungeon Master who has stepped down or been usurped by a newer, more liberal replacement.

The most common symptoms include nerdrage, an obsessive amount of referral to Dungeons and Dragons rulebooks, and the constant, repetitive, and overly false assurance by him that he/she is "definitely not fighting with anybody." The poor excuse "my campaign was a tutorial" is also commonly used by the former DM to try cover up how unoriginal, boring, and clichéd their adventure was.

Often, the sufferer of Post-DM Depression will temporarily have delusions of imaginary members of a "new, awesome group" that the new DM is "totally not invited to." These delusions normally fade quickly once the new DM states that he is happy to hear that the old DM was able to form such a great group so quickly, and hopes that they can still be friends.

Currently, the only known cure for Post-DM Depression is World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, or some other pointless online game where the former DM can become a guild leader and boss around torrents of pre-teens in a strict, structured environment that does not allow room for the creativity, imagination, and open-mindedness required to lead a party of campaigners in D&D.

I heard that he blocked you on MSN, Facebook, and completely avoids you in real life. What's that all about?

Don't worry about it; He's just suffering from Post-DM Depression, because the entire party agrees that I am doing a better job as Dungeon Master than he ever could.

...I only understood, like, three words of that geeky gibberish.

You must have failed your Will check. There's an amulet for that, you know.

Slide into the dms

Follow then add inappropriate requests to someone you want to get to know through direct messaging on social media.

Emma: If you need a lift just slide into the dms of someone

Hilary: Yeah I'll hit up Jacinda and ask for a lift in the Herc
Emma: Nice slide Hilary, nice slide.

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DM does GB

1. A sexual reference

2. Also in "The Office" meaning "Dunder Mifflin does Gettysburg"

Jim Halbert: "I've been wearing this very pink hat all day (that says DM does GB), and I've been getting weird looks because I'm pretty sure it's a sexual reference."

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DM does GB

1. "Dunder Miflin does Gettysberg"
2. Dirty Milf does Gangbang

'look at that tall dude wearing a bright pink hat that says DM does GB!'
'yeah what a perv.'

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slide into your dms

when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)

don't make me slide into your dms!

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dms under construction

Somebody you talk to and you finna date. So your dms aren’t closed, they are just under construction.

Ayo my dms under construction for a lil while.

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Dm's sliding

Dms sliding - When a male messages a female, but the female gets full of herself cause she thinks she is Gods gift. Therefore needs to expose said Dm's slider cause she is petty and wants attention. Not knowing that there are approximately 3billion other women the male messages daily.

"GIRL HE SLID IN MY DMS" Dm's sliding.
"I LOWKEY LIKE THE ATTENTION"

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