Dim dam dummy

When you friend is doing something utterly stupid and you can't think of anything to call them

You act like you don't have an iPhone....You know how to turn on the GPS right?
Nah give it here you dim dam dummy

day trip to the dam

The act of, often pertaining to, or involving a spontaneous ___mile road trip to the enthusiasts dam of choice.

Broady: Yo, J-dizzle. Wanna take a day trip to the dam? I'm very enthusiastic about this!

J-dizz: Let's do this, dams are sick! Oh yeah, and nice green shirt bro.

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wing-dam

Unknown; it doesn't exist.

"My wing-dam is eighteen inches long."

"What the frell is a wing-dam?"

"I don't know. I just like telling people that I have one and that it's eighteen inches long."

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Un-dam the clam

Female slang for urinating

Excuse me for a moment, I need to un-dam the clam

Roof Ice Dam

Roof top ice dams destroy millions of dollars worth of property annually. As snow on your roof melts, ice dams form at the roof edges and gutters (also known as icicles). As more snow melts, water gets trapped behind the ice dams. As the trapped water grows it begins moving upward inside the roof shingles and leaks into the house. The short term effect is mold. The longer term effects include, structural damage, ceiling damage, household goods damage, premature roof failure, and flood damage.

We had to use ice melt socks to open channels in the roof ice dam so water could drain off the roof instead of dripping into the ceiling.

my dam broke

When it means your dam broke is when you're (a girl in this context) wet instantly

Guy: *says something attractive to a girl*

Girl: oh sorry my dam broke

fam-dam

a 'stupid-idiot' term used by people who are excited to go home from college and hang out with their family and are upset there isn't an actual term for this sentiment.

Sarah: "I am so excited to go home and have a fam-dam!"
Esther: "What the hell is a fam-dam... what in the world does that even mean?"

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