The Jones’ Jar

The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.

“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”

jar jar bing bang

a giant dookie in the toilette!!

i just left a huge jar jar bing bang.

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Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

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slop jar

A bedside chamber pot.

Takeshia turned over the slop jar when she jumped out of bed this morning.

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jizz jar

Sex partner on the receiving end. Usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife.

May have originated in the comic book "Hate," or may have originated earlier.

See also: SR (Sperm Receptacle)

"Oh, so you're my brother's new jizz jar, then?"

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dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

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Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar