Tub-Rub

The act of one male rubbing another male in any way that satisfies him. The tub-rub, as you might have guessed, must be conducted in or around a tub. It is not exclusive to porcelain bathtubs but can also be conducted in large tupperwares, garbage bins, coolers, etc.

Note that the tub-rub is commonly used as a form of payment.

Will: "Wassuuuuupp."

Troy: "I deleted pretty much all your taboo porn."

Will: "What the hell!? That's mad retarded of you to do."

Troy: "I'm sorry man. Listen... I'll give you three tub-rubs to make it up to you."

Will: "Shiiiit... make it four."

Troy: "Done."

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Tub the dogs

Have you ever tried to put two dogs in a bath tub. One just keeps jumpin out. This is very simular to trying to cram both of your balls into a girls twat. You can get one in, but as soon as you try to get the second one in, POP, out pops the first one.

Tubing the Dogs is very difficult

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Dogs in the Tub

The sexual act of the male inserting his scrotum (both testicles) into a woman's vagina. The feat is so difficult to accomplish, it is like getting 'dogs in the tub'.

After a long day of running around and being active with my pets, I like to go home, wash up a bit, call my girl on the phone, and try to get my dogs in the tub. It's a lot easier than the LSAT's!

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rub tub

The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.

Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.

Damn that guy is hot, he is soooooo going in my rub tub.

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Bro Tub

A time where two or more bros sit in a hot tub and engage in Deep Bro Talk (A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.) See Deep Bro Talk Definition.

Bro! 1: Hey do you want to go bro tub today and talk about how God is moving in your life?
Bro! 2: Sure! Let me get my swimming trunks and invite some more bro's!

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tub-wacker

Someone that masturbates in the tub or in the shower.

Look at the jizz stuck in the drain, you are such a tub-wacker!

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scrubbing the tub

female masturbation.

"That new Ryan Gosling movie had me scrubbing the tub like crazy."

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