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staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018


Yeast infection

When your crotch hurty

Debrah says “I have a terrible yeast infection” Tookie says “doesn’t that mean your crotch hurty I got it from urban dictionary”

by Toribeoudi June 10, 2018


yeast infection

What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.

Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.

by fagatron92 February 16, 2018


Yeast Infection

Wipe front to back or else you get the yeast infection and no one wants that

Do it the right way or else you get a yeast infection

by Emojiguy May 29, 2019


Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat

Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection

by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022


Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.

YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.

by TheoneAAAAA December 16, 2020


regretevator infection

an virus that usually applies to people that play the roblox game 'regretevator', which is a roulette style game, featuring simpable (and extremely sexualized and shipped) npcs.

this is divided by three stages, that are shown through their online persona and roblox avatar. if someone presents these symptoms, please cut contact with them.

stage 1: dressing up as a regretevator character, with light accesories and face fluff.
stage 2: attempting to be cute, usually shown by implementing the words 'silly', using the :3 emoticon, and stating to talk in the lolcat language.
stage 3: everything in their profile is nothing but regretevator, adding lots of accesories and face fluff to their avatar, fluently speaking lolcat. (as well as swapping the word 'cat' with 'car')
severe: becoming a really annoying furry with the same symptoms as stage 3.

really rarely, a person can be a regretevator fan, but does not present symptoms of the virus.

this guy, just by looking at him, he has severe regretevator infection
OH MY GOD SHUT UP (this will be said, lots of times by a sane person.)

by haruk April 12, 2024

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