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An awful game made by Activision. I don’t think I’ve ever heard one person who’s said they liked Infinite warfare. It’s a waste of time and if you think it’s good, you no longer have any friends.
Person 1: I think call of duty infinite warfare is a awesome game
Person 2: then why don’t you go play it trash lover
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The act of pressing together one's anus to another consenting party in order for one of the participants to cleanly insert stool into the rectum of the partner. The stool will then travel back out and be pushed out of from receivers anus into the giver's, creating an infinite poop loop.
Henry: Caillou, come shit inside me!
Narrator: Caillou was enjoying the infinite poop loop with his friend. He completely forgot about snack time.
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Henry: I said come sit beside me!
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This is the ultimate trump card that should only be used if ur family tree LGBT is used. THIS IS NON-REVERSIBLE, NO U'S HAVE NO EFFECT.
Ben: Ur mom gay lol
Dover: Ur daddy lesbian
*Ben stumbles, but finds his footing*
Ben:Ur sister a mister
Dover: Ur brother a mother
*Ben faints a little*
Ben: Ur grandpap a trap
Dover : ur granny tranny
Ben: ur family tree LGBT
Dover: Ur family reunion homosexual communion
*Ben uses final trump card*
Ben: UR DAY INFINITE GAY
* Time fucking erases dover from existence*
When you are playing Call of Duty, and you have to do something else, like school or work, and you tell yourself "One more match" after every match, but always find an excuse to play another, and another, and another, etc. Time loses all meaning while in this loop.
THE CALL OF DUTY INFINITE LOOP:
Man, I need to go to work. But I didn't do so good that
match, just one more then I'm done...
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Alright! 33-4! I'm on a roll, can't stop now!!!
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Damn, team lost that time. Gotta avenge that loss!
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Ok...that's it, time to go to wo...oh, a party invite....maybe just one more match.....
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A piece of shit game that nobody wants; A game that is going to end call of duty once and for all; A futuristic Call of Duty that takes place in space
nick: Have you heard of call of duty infinite warfare?
Kevin: Yeah, but it looks like a terrible game.
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This should only be used if someone threatens your life with Ur family reunion homosexual communion or ur family tree LGBT. If you use this insult, the person and their immediate family will fucking dissipate into thin air. (WARNING: BLAST RADIUS 300 MILES)
Ken: Hey Robert
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*
hey, guy who wrote definition above this one!!!! THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO SPELL "MELLON COLLIE" if you are as you say over-obsessed with the pumpkins...you should know how to spell Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness! But anyway kickass album, essential listening.
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