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To be scared so suddenly the contents of whatever happens to be in your stomach to suddenly explode into your mouth cavity and then to be reswallowed.
"Oh crap man did you see how bad Olivia scared David with that freaky tongue thing?"
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."
When on an average night one attractive girl posts an Instagram picture and it leads to a chain reaction of girls posting hot Instagram pictures. Creating a domino effect for a few hours of Instagram babes.
"Dude there's so many hot pictures on Instagram recently"
"Yeah I know, Brooke created an Insta domino effect"
When someone ask to Put a Daily Picture On Instagram
"Hey! Are you going to post your Insta Dp?"
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When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.
Insta-tweet-face-
How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!
Someone that follows you on Instagram, checks your story as soon as it is posted but never likes, comments on your posts and seldom if ever posts themselves.
That Jake is a real Insta peeping Tom, he is always on there looking at my story, but never does anything himself.
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Prominent in teenage girls (and queers) this syndrome is when you are so obsessed with Instagram and snap chat that you become out of touch with reality. This leads to being delusional and people suffering with often expect their parents to buy them a BMW or Mercedes for their first car and also expect them to buy/rent them an apartment when they turn 18. Victims also believe that they do every single chore in the house despite the fact that they sulk in their rooms all day. Sufferers only care about the perfect selfie, not their future. They often will pass high school with shitty grades and expect an IV league education and to be a billionaire before they are 30.
Career options: military(no specific branch), nail painter(if Asian), or just meeting a rich man.
"hey becky i just got my license so my parents will buy me a BMW"
"are you sure your not just suffering insta-snap syndrome"
"No... would you like to take a selfie with me?""
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instagram and insta-slam is when you find a girl on Instagram and everything escalates fast and leads to fucking within the next 2 hours.
this is what instagram and insta-slam goes something like this
GUY: hey cutie wanna come over
GIRL: oh my!*looks at body* I'd love to! *starts drooling*
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