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: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign
you put all the letters together in each of them
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Another name for Shutter Shades. First used by skateboarders to refer to shutter shades, adopted by scene kids and made popular by Kanye West. Interchangable with "Asshole Aviators".
That scene kid over there is wearing some ugly "instant fagafication glasses".
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from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
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A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
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When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
yo man i just had an instant lazy rush
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When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.
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The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.
Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.
Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.
STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...
BOB: Mia was fat anyways
BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)
STEVE: Yeah...
BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...
BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...