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pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.

Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.

by ZeroPussyInsurance April 4, 2023


Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.

She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.

by Afro Hair December 6, 2018


Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023


Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.

"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"

by Decardia March 23, 2023


death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.

Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020


gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.

Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019


Spacecraft Insurance

Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.

I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021