I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

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Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

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i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

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bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

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My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”