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The male in the relationship when a female "virgin" has sexual intercourse with a male but the female does not count it against her virginity.
A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.
Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."
When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
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somthing that is very stupid but not gay
Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?
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gryffindor's quidditch captain who also happens to be hot as fuck but no one says anything about that
girl with eyes:"have you seen Oliver Wood?"
blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"
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To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer
Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it
Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class
To be abused by a female companion for cheating
Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
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