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December 11th, national bully your smallest friend day. Your welcome
National bully your smallest friend day is when you bully your friend that is shorter than you
Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.
National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
On December 17th you have to treat your tallest friend nicely and do anything they want
"Today is Treat your tallest friend nicely day."
On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face
Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!
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December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!
Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
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June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.
Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.
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Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!
You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!
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