Children McFuglits

When a co-worker brings in their ugly baby picture

Man, that baby was Children McFuglits!

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Children of Bodom

One of the greatest Metal bands of all times. Got their name from a lake called Lake Bodom in Finland. Lake Bodom has had 3 murders there in 1960.

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Autism Children

Those Special Ed kids at your school.

Play practice begins once the autism children leave the forum.

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liquid children

another name for semen

My girl chugged my liquid children last night.

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Bonsai children

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.

her bonsai children never grew up

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knuckle children

sperm from when you masterbate

Why can't I fire off some knuckle children from the privacy off my neighbors home

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gay children

pets that gay men treat like offspring

Also any pet doted upon by their owners

"Bob, I have to share with you what Binky, my cat, did last night!"
"Harvey, I am sick to death of hearing about your gay children!"

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