When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship
"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"
"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."
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To begin doing well in a manner prescribed by Ernie Anastos.
Shit! I got a 38 on my econ test!
Sounds like you need to start fucking that chicken in that class.
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A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.
If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.
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Fire ass psych rock album done & unexpectedly dropped by Georgia native rapper Lil Yachty on January 27th, 2023
Friend: Yo have you heard Lil Yachty's new album Let's Start Here. already? I can't believe something this good came from him!
Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.
Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.
Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."
Phrase used to describe a female who has mastered the art of fellacio
That chick can suck start a harley