Rural Dictionary

junkie itch

when your leg shakes purfusly, also when you scrstch through your epidermis and starts to bleed when no itchyness occures.

--Uncontrollable shaking of extremities. Steady and constant scrathing of upper epidermis layer of outer skin. If continued, the scratching will cause bleeding and irritation. Bionic hearing is possible. "super hero" like hearing. Complete paranoia if constant use is prepetuated.

a 90's dance move, in wich a person "brushes their shoulder off"

Long Term Effects:
Slight to severe "nod burns" basic track marks. Scars from the toes to the knees.
Secondary effects are impecable balance. The subjects head may almost hit the floor on which he is standing upright.

ray charles all dopesick. like " look at his leg shake, he's got that junkie itch.

by rick j August 27, 2006

11👍 20👎

guitar itch

the kind of itch that always seems to come uo while playing guitar hero or rock band, being very severe, making you grit your teeth for a pause in the music

Dude, scratch my nose, i've got the guitar itch

by tcg92 February 1, 2008

4👍 5👎

glapsy itch

This is technically scientific and medical term for the condition widely known as "chodeism" or "chode". Chode is actually slang for glapsy itch and the vulgarity of the word came from a 1980's disco band called Wawly and the 5 Trisexuals. There platinum hit called "My Goddamn Piece of Shit Chode" co-starred Wawly's mother. During the song the artist Wawly referred to his mother as a "cummed on chode" and
therefor took off as the new word for glapsy itch.

"Wawly has the the hugest glapsy itch out of the whole band!"
"Yes that glapsy itch is ripping his pants right in half and the trisexuals are commensing to stuffing it back in!"

"Gloivy! How are we going to circumsize this? Its a damn glapsy itch!"

by DaKang February 7, 2007

2👍 2👎