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Nasty Dead Thing.
Follows you around and sucks your happiness away. Like a toad. An ugly, ugly, happiness sucking toad. You want to avoid this thing... but he will get attached to you quickly; i suggest a crow bar or rusty jackhammer.
"Who's that following us?"
"Holy shit, it's Izzy! Let's ditch him!"
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a derogatory term used to describe a left-handed person, derived from the Spanish word "izquierda" meaning left. plural: izzies
Dude, I bought the wrong type of notebook. It's all fucked up ... the spiral's on the other side. You damn izzy.
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A total backstabbing bitch, she's nice at times and has a great personality but, she's fake. She's a fake friend. She cannot be trusted. She has a weird foot fetish and is really crazy, if having a sleepover with this girl...I advise you to wear socks She's extremely annoying usually has mood swings,she'll be nice to your face but she'll talk shit behind your back
Girl 1"Did she just sniff my foot?"
Girl 2"Common Izzy move."
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Izzy is a great friend to have fun with, but if your looking for a life long friendship find someone else because an izzy isn't in it for the long run. Despite this an izzy is an amazing friend to be around well she's still interested in being your friend. Watch out if you get bored of her thought, she won't attack you visiously, but she will fill you with a guilt and irritation you cannot match.
Friend: omg izzy is such an amazing best friend!
Old friend: wait till she gets board...
Friend: what?
Old friend: just Ienjoy it while you can
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an izzy is an erection, lasting only for seconds. the result in an izzy is almost as if you had been ball-tagged.
*gorgeous girl walks by*
"woahhh. just got an izzy "
"dude, what the hell is an izzy ?"
"fuckkk!!! it feels like I just got nailed it the balls!!!!"
"....you just had a second long boner and now it hurts like a bitch...that shit is awesome!"
:)
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If you meet an Izzy, you need to run! Izzy’s are complete luniticks who will do ANYTHING to annoy you and/or creep you out. Izzys will spontaneously do something weird and goofy. Yet, these girls are a lot of fun and you can always have a laugh with them. If you find the right Izzy, be sure to keep them I’m your life. 🥰❤️
“Hi Izzy”
*randomly throws a pen at you* “Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy!” She shouts
“WTF. What are you doing??”
“Dunno”
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Izzy is the best she will love u on and on if u love her back she will blowjob u she is very kind
Izzy loves u
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