el jah

phatest ass you’ll ever encounter

oh my is that el jah.... the king of simps with the phatest ass in the club???

Jah mode

Where a certain someone(Jahcere) Goes Jah mode no one can beat him. Jah mode comes in many forms(10) Jah mode form 1 is the weakest Jah mode too well thats a diffrent story.

Damn homie going Jah mode

jah-nay

The most beautiful girl you could ever meet and you’ll love being around her she’s very very unique and rare and she double different and will always be there for you when your down and will always make you smile jus by her presence. Very forgiving and a heart full of love.

“Have you met Jah-Nay yet, you’ll like her.”

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

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Jah ba

I Don't care, Icouldn't care less

"My dog died"
- Jah ba

Jah Saleh

Cross-eyed N-Word who can’t aim or play critical ops. Real name: Eye Kent C. This guy is so bad he has to give himself 5000 hp in 1v1’s. he is from the great desert known as Egypt and he never makes any scenes.

Is that kid Jah Saleh? Cuz he’s so bad and blind.