Horny Jail

A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?

Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!

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going to jail

Normally used when the subject is jailbait but has other uses, like when a particularly bad idea is suggested.

Gwen: Be warned, I was the oldest person at the Mae show last time.
Christopher: Woohoo! Goin' to jail!

gMan: Hey, let's go smoke bowls in front of the police station.
Killa: Aw hell, goin' to jail!

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jail bate

How a super horny teenager spells jail bait cuz he's getting ready to masterBATE.

That girl was super hot. Until we found out she was 14. Jail bate gets me every time!

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Jail Route

Houston slang for Aldine Mail Route

person 1:yo wheres jimmy at?

person 2:i heard he got shot up on the jail route

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jail sequence

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

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Jail Ape

A nigger sitting in a cell where he is clearly visible to the public

Bob check the jail ape out in cell 3, hes hanging on the walls

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Baby jail

Slang term for juvenile detention center.

My little cousin went to baby jail for shoplifting.

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