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Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 31, 2022


jakobe

the boy i’ll love till the end of time. i never wanna lose him he is my soulmate ❤️

star loves jakobe!!!

by vuroe May 23, 2023


jakobe

A human who has many flaws. Such as:
-peeing the bed

-anger issues
He also gets a lot of girls too.

He’s such a jakobe bro

by ch1o3 December 23, 2021


Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 14, 2019


Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 05, 2023


pullin a jakob

Fucking a good friends girlfriend. Or fucking the girl everyone wants just because they want it, not you

he totally fucked my girl, thats not juicy bra, hes pullin a jakob

by GoRays September 01, 2010


Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition

The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.

by tpul August 07, 2024