an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.
"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"
the boy i’ll love till the end of time. i never wanna lose him he is my soulmate ❤️
A human who has many flaws. Such as:
-peeing the bed
-anger issues
He also gets a lot of girls too.
A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch
Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count
A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.
I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩
Fucking a good friends girlfriend. Or fucking the girl everyone wants just because they want it, not you
he totally fucked my girl, thats not juicy bra, hes pullin a jakob
The act of getting 4th place in a competition
The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.