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The date that legends are born.
- Woah, how did she managed to do that?
- She’s was born on 14 January
National bitch slap day. Bitch slap anyone you want without getting in trouble.
1. Bitch slap,
The slapping with the back of your hand
2. Guys and girls, watch out on January 15.
The day Henry the Eighth died
Steve: “Hey did you know Henry the Eighth died on January 28th”
Second Guy: “Oh my god Steve shut up I don’t fucking care”
January 31 is is the day where the people with the most gorgeous eyes and hair is born.
She was born on January 31st. I mean look at her hair and eyes.
It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.
Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!
People born on this day have the energy of a crackhead
Person 1: Why is she acting like this
Person 2: She was born on January 28