Japan Niall

Something happened when One Direction was on tour in Japan, and collectively as directioners, the fandom doesn’t talk about it. Don’t ask about it. Don’t look it up. Don’t even think about what it might be. Because trust the rumours, you do not want to know.

Friend: What happened to Niall in Japan?
Me: NOT JAPAN NIALL! WE DONT TALK ABOUT JAPAN NIALL!

Fighting with japan

Instead of saying you are on your period to make it more ear pleasing you’d say I’m fighting with Japan.
The Japan flag has a white back ground and a big red dot in the middle (which in this cause represents the period).

Nina- girllll you been real shady today
Steph- I know girl I’m fighting with japan
Nina- ohhh I know how it is

Map of Japan

A term used to describe the aesthetic of male ejaculation on a female's body, immediately after Coatus Interruptus.

I'm going to put the Map of Japan on her (you)

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japan 4

something you say wilst pointing in a random direction, then when your victim looks you kick them in the balls

guy- japan 4 (points up)
guy2-what?
guy-*bang*

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it's like Japan

When something is as wet as Japan after the tusnami.

Person1: *steps in a puddle of water in the bathroom* aahhhh fuck it's like Japan in here

Person: "dawg, i'm sorry"

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Big in Japan

Winter's cityside, crystal bits of snowflakes
All around my head and in the wind
I had no illusions that I'd ever find
A glimpse of summer's heatwaves in your eyes
You did what you did to me
Now it's history, I see
Here's my comeback on the road again
Things will happen while they can
I will wait here for my man tonight
It's easy when you're big in Japan

Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan
Neon on my naked skin, passing silhouettes
Of strange illuminated mannequins
Shall I stay here at the zoo
Or shall I go and change my point of view
For other ugly scenes
You did what you did to me
Now it's history, I see
Things will happen while they can
I will wait here for my man tonight
It's easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, ooh, the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, ooh, the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, ooh, the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan

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Big in Japan

Big in Japan is an instrumental, experimental band based out of Baltimore, MD. The members of the band make up 3/5ths of Lake Trout. Drums - Mike Lowry, Bass - James Griffith, Keyboard/Rhodes/Soprano Sax/Flute/Drum Machine - Matthew Pierce.

Big in Japan is HUGE in Baltimore.

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