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vasecto-jeans

A pair of jeans, too tight for a man to wear, thus cutting off circulation of the lower extremities, especially the package. As made popular by the Atypical Sports Show podcast www.atypicalsportsshow.com

Man, look how tight those vasecto-jeans are. You can see the sweat rolling down his leg and everything.

by m1zzark September 17, 2009


laura jean

Laura jean’s are typically strong, hard headed, they fucking know what they want and they’re gonna get it. They are hard to put into words; unique just like the name. If you’re lucky enough to meet a Laura jean don’t let that biddy go.

Boy: hey what’s your name?

Girl: Laura jean

Boy: oh shit what’s up LJ

by Yardikno2 December 11, 2019


Billie's Jeans

Found on Michael Jackson's bed.

Cop:we searched MJ's house and all we found was a pair of Jeans.
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)

by Meaty Maestro May 29, 2019


Jean the horse

An snk (attack on titan) joke for one of the most popular characters, they always make fun of Jean because of his "horse face" and so fans call him Jean the horse.

Person 1: Hey I ship Jean the horse and freckled Jesus!
Person 2: Saaaammmmeee

by JadenLovley97 March 24, 2016


jean jerky

Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.

Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment

On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"

by Mr Really Awesom May 13, 2015


Pussy jeans

The article of clothing you are wearing when you don't have the balls to do something.

You must have your pussy jeans on Mitchell, grow a pair and take the goon to school.

by Yourboythirtytwo3 March 2, 2017


Momma Jeans

A high-class pair of jeans, a "wealthy" pair of jeans

"Hey what's good my guy - oh shit - that's a nice pair of momma jeans"

by ironic mf November 5, 2019