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Found on Michael Jackson's bed.
Cop:we searched MJ's house and all we found was a pair of Jeans.
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)
An snk (attack on titan) joke for one of the most popular characters, they always make fun of Jean because of his "horse face" and so fans call him Jean the horse.
Person 1: Hey I ship Jean the horse and freckled Jesus!
Person 2: Saaaammmmeee
Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.
Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment
On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"
The article of clothing you are wearing when you don't have the balls to do something.
You must have your pussy jeans on Mitchell, grow a pair and take the goon to school.
A high-class pair of jeans, a "wealthy" pair of jeans
"Hey what's good my guy - oh shit - that's a nice pair of momma jeans"
An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).
Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.
Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.
Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.
Laura jean’s are typically strong, hard headed, they fucking know what they want and they’re gonna get it. They are hard to put into words; unique just like the name. If you’re lucky enough to meet a Laura jean don’t let that biddy go.
Boy: hey what’s your name?
Girl: Laura jean
Boy: oh shit what’s up LJ